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Foot and Foot outbreak at Just Flight.

Hot on the hoofs of the recent outbreak in Surrey in the UK two Foot and Foot cases have been reported at Just Flight Towers. In the first case suspicions were first raised at a recent management meeting where the feet in case were seated next to where I was sitting. The meeting started without any bloodshed or incident and we managed to make it through to lunchtime and we all left the office to grab a healthy option to digest like Sausage rolls, cheese and full fat milk followed up by maximum sugar fizzy drink and a decent size bar of chocolate, anyway on the return of all of us to the meeting, the later diagnosed pair of feet, not the ones I was next to, had brought some “Cheesy footballs”. These are a ‘snack food’ full of the wrong things like ‘E’ numbers, artificial colours, preservatives and proudly boast that they are “All artificial with all the goodness taken out and natural taste removed’.  Needless to say these actually smell quite cheesy and the waft of these drifted around the room as they were consumed, but the smell had a certain ‘edge’ to it that I thought was not particularly wholesome – and the strange thing is that after the footballs were all consumed the cheesy smell (with the edge) continued - it puzzled me and I made a comment that the footballs smell was quite lingering then the light bulb came on in my head and I looked down to my left and saw a pair of exposed feet (out of trainers and with no socks) and put two and two together! The ‘edge’ of the cheesy smell was coming from the feet and had smuggled itself into my nose under the cover of the cheesy footballs! I spoke with the offending feet and they were placed back in their shoes (sock-less) hopefully never to smell up my nose again, although I have received a very recent report that the cheesy smell (with the edge) is still purveying JF towers….but hopefully it will not come my way as I will have to act to defend my sense of smell…

Outbreak number two was only spotted last week and it so happens quite amazingly that the feet in question belong to the original purveyor of the Cheesy Footballs at the management meeting although it must be said than no cheesy aroma has ever been detected from these second pair and so seem to have been caught early enough, but the feet were spotted trying to sneak off hiding behind a large pot-plant in the office. I have placed pics of the offending feet below as well as a picture of the second pair’s escape attempt behind the plant – I have fuzzed out the face of the second set of feet for respect reasons – only those in the know at Just Flight know the true identities… B.T.W. that’s one job I have always fancied – they guy who operates the face fuzzing machine at the TV stations! I wonder what his job title is? Anyway just a short blog post this time to alert you to the foot news and to say that there are more postings to come – the summer (totally wrong word for this years ‘version’!) has given me lots of material to bang on about as well as even interesting stuff about Just Flight! ;_)

More soon!

Stay safe

Scotty.

Confirmed case number one:

Suspected case number two:

Suspected case number two trying to escsape behind a plant: